What Life is Like Without Any Common Sense
What life is really like living with no common sense. First of all, I had to go down to Kansas City Monday. I decided it would be hilarious to imitate the noises of all the animals I saw during the 4 hour drive. My fiance was really patient as I began to make hundreds of “mooo’s”, “neiggghhh’s”, “bark’s”, “cock a doodle dooo’s”, and “meow’s”. Then after about an hour , asked me to act my age. Ooops. So, I decided to let his headache subside and sit quietly.However, the bubble gum I was chewing was starting to taste bad. So I rolled down the window and spit into the wind. I didn’t have the heart to tell him there is bubble gum lodged in his backseat somewhere. I looked over at him and said, “Hi honey.” Smiled real wide and hoped he didn’t notice. Ooops again. We stopped for coffee. Yay coffee, because my (diagnosing myself now) A.D.D. did not have enough fuel to continue being annoying. After a cup or two I thought it would be funny to recreate something my brother use to do on long car trips. He use to gently bop dad on the forehead while dad was driving and scream, “DEER!”. I bopped my fiance and screamed, “Pigeon!”. He slammed on the breaks and we almost side swiped a jeep. Ooops yet again. He decided to get out of the car to have a cigar. While leaning against the car he decided to look in the back seat. What do you know? He found my bubblegum. Oops. Only another hour until Kansas City. If I come back alive, I am going to have a big cup of lemonade to celebrate. That is really what spring break is all about, lemonade and a hot dog from the gas station.
March 19th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I hope that you do come back from KC~ your ride to KC reminds me of what we used to do in the car… find license plates from different states and the one who found the most won (nothing) but still made the time fly, it just stinks for the driver who has a mild disadvantage! Good luck coming home!