AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

August 15th, 2009

School starts Monday!Who’s ready?Who’s terrified?Who’s nervous?

Who’s totally psyched?!  This girl.  Yes.  All of the above.  The first day of school always greatly freaks me out. 

In fact, I don’t think that I have ever been ready for the first day.  It always goes like this. 

 

The night before, I don’t sleep.  I get sooo nervous that I take a series of sleeping pills that in turn makes me jittery so I am wide awake. 

 

I get dressed in my every day outfit of jeans, a t-shirt, and shoes that will never match.  I have my schedule printed.  I have my books in my bag. 

 

Then, about an hour before my first class starts, I go to Kum N Go and buy myself a huge coffee (to stay awake since I didn’t sleep the night before). 

 

I find a close parking spot and listen to rock music so that way I am all set to begin classes.  The teachers usually pass out the syllabus the first day and then ask us to play icebreaker games.  The problem is: I AM NATURALLY SHY! 

 

So, I sit there, jazzed up on caffeine and wait for people to approach me.  This usually backfires and people then think I am stuck up. 

 

It takes me the rest of the semester to break that first impression and be myself.  By the time I make friends, it is the first day of school for the spring term and nobody is in my new classes. 

 

This year, I am going to try to turn that all around.  I will not take sleeping pills but I will take coffee.  I will say, “Hi” to at least two total strangers.  Further more, I will report back to let you all know I am still alive.

 

Wish me luck!  And have a great first day!

P.S. if you see me say HI!

I’m Finally Cool

August 8th, 2009

This past week has been a flurry of meeting new people and figuring out who I want to be as the new semester draws closer.I had a friend over last weekend to my parent’s place while we were house sitting.  My parents happen to have an amazing swimming pool fully furnished with multiple flotation devices of all sizes and shapes.  In addition to floaty’s, anybody can discover the joy of 17 multiple colors of noodles.  They have volleyball court for the pool,  different types of game balls, a tennis racket, and a diving board.  My parents have collected hundreds of types of pool entertainment.So when my friend came over, she brought her camera and we kept having to jump out of the pool to take pictures of us in the pool.  My fiance, who was grilling burgers during this escapade, suddenly asked, “Why do you girls take time out of swimming for pictures?”Seeing as how I didn’t have a camera, I was curious too why we seemed to be wasting fun time to take a picture of it.  ”Well, I am going to put it on facebook.” My friend said.”So you are ruining real life to help improve your internet life?”"Yeah!  Cuz once you get facebook your finally cool.”Its true.  I never really realized it.  But the second last semester I got a facebook, I suddenly had all sorts of friends.  In fact, my friend who came over to the pool party was one of my first virtual friends.  How is it that we ignore real friends who call us to message back friends who post on our wall?  How is it we have passed up hanging out with people and creating moments to snap photos to show to our other friends??Kinda odd when you really think of it.Oh well…At least I’m finally cool.

Advisor’s Advice

August 1st, 2009

School is less than a few weeks away and I am sure everybody is checking and double checking their schedules to make sure everything runs smoothly.  Freshmen at orientation seem undoubtedly excited as they tour the halls and point out to their parents the classes which their college adventures will begin.

 Parents stop  us regularly with a worried look to make sure their precious children are all okay.  They want to know what the teachers are like, security,  and the overall education.  

 Friends of the upcoming students ask questions such as, “are the girls hott?”, “what’s there to do?”, “Dude, are the classes hard?”.  SO many questions, concerns, excitements.  It is literally like recreating puberty for everybody involved in NSO.  

With that in mind, even us returning students are having our own questions.  We have changed our majors, changed our minds, changed our close relationships, changed our locations, facebook status’s, and everything we use to know.  Nothing is the same but nothing is really that different. 

So what’s a kid to do when there are more doubts than events?  What’s a guy to do when he has changed his major twice and even more confused about what he wants to be?  What’s a girl to do when she is wanting to pick a fulfilling career that is entirely decided upon by the major she writes down on a sheet of paper?  

Ask an advisor.  Yeah… 

I have tried to come up with my schedule six times for this fall.  IN fact, I am changing it yet again.  Nothing seems to fit, nothing looks right, and I am not sure if I setting myself up for success or failure.  See an advisor.  Get it done.  

They can tell you that physics is probably better face to face than online.  They can show you why one class may be better long term for your major than another.  Even though not many like public speaking, they can explain the benefits of that vs. group communication.  They can place you in a math class where you won’t feel like running out of the room because exponents and formulas confuse you.  

They are the ones who say, “It’s gonna look like this and help you the most. Take this class at this hour, this class on this day and this class will finish your degree”.  Bam.  Done in less than 20 minutes.  

See ya in a few weeks!   

New Student Orientation

July 25th, 2009

Hello kids!

 I was able to help out this week with IWCC’s first new student orientation of the year.  I may have wobbled like a duck during the entire thing (thanks to falling earlier this week), but it was a blast!

I was fortunate enough to meet a dozen new students that seemed absolutely outstanding!  Our presentation room was laughing so hard during our jokes we were not even looking forward to leaving. 

 On another joyous note, summer school was over with on the 23rd.  I took microeconomics this summer and finished with an “A”.  I took that course with my fiance, who also got an “A” for the class. 

This summer is going so fast.  I am not looking forward to it ending. 

525,600 Minutes

July 18th, 2009

Hello!

 

Since last week’s epiphany regarding being so busy to enjoy this summer, I vowed to spend that last month before actual classes start enjoying life.  

 

In econ on Tuesday, we watched a clip from Rent that sang a song about, “525,600 minutes, how do you measure, measure a year?!”.  Good question.   

 

How about in moments??  Crazy I know.  I really started to think how I would measure out the entire year I have spent here at Iowa Western.  Maybe I could measure it by: 

 

Classes I finished: 11

Classes I got A’s: 11J

obs I’ve Had: 3 (Vanity, Bloggin, Tour Guide)

Times in the hospital: 2 (YAY!)

Times I’ve changed my major: 3 (Teaching, marketing, economics transfer)

New pets: 4 fish (1 still alive)

Times I locked my keys in the car: 1

Times I have blogged: 38 ish

Tours I have given: over 170

Times I’ve dyed my hair: 3 (red, red, red) 

Miles I have ran (cumulative): 78

Moments I said something I shouldn’t have: haha… oxymoron eh?  

Times I have cut my blogs short so I can head to the dirt track races: 1

 

Remember to spend some time enjoying those 525,600 opportunities to create a moment to remember.

Gone Fishin’

July 11th, 2009

Gone Fishin’

 

Sometimes in life, one can get so wrapped up in everything important going on that they simply forget what it is like to take a deep breath, slow down, and enjoy living in the world they are working so hard in. 

 

I do.  Practically every week this summer has been filled with things that although important to me, are not really the building blocks for true inner happiness.  My schedule seems so packed that taking a day off here and there is only necessary to continue on the next week.  At work, one lady seemed to be having the exact same epiphany.  Sure, working hard at a job you (secretly) love is important.  But I realized last night, I have been leaving things I use to enjoy doing around the house to my amazing fiancé (such as taking the puppy for a walk) because I have been so busy. 

 

Then after work, dance practice (if I do well I may be willing to try out for Iowa Western’s spirit squad, (further filling my schedule)), lunch, grocery shopping, gym, I ran up my 3 flights of stairs and threw the apartment door open.  “Trav! We’re going fishing!” 

 

He looked up from his books, as if the four horsemen of the apocalypse were beating down the door.  “I need to relax!” 

 

We loaded up the car with fish poles and tackle.  We literally had to find the fishing licenses we bought at the beginning of summer with full intentions of “fishing every weekend!”  Stuffed at the back of the sock drawer underneath anklets, we shoved them in our pockets and headed off.  

 

Destination: Lake Arrowhead at Neola.  We spent the next 3 hours reeling in fish after fish after fish.  We went through 3 dozen worms, and after tallying how many we caught & kept, the total reached….41 fish!  I had been so busy all summer I forgot how exciting it was to reel in a lil bluegill and wait for Trav to peel it off the hook and put another worm on.  Sounds a bit too simplistic?  It is! 

 

Fishing may just be the ultimate cure for a too hectic summer.  

Monkey Brains & Paper Cuts

July 2nd, 2009

As an admissions ambassador, sometimes things can get a little monotonous.  That is why when a red headed child joined our team I knew we were in for a bit of a routine shakeup. 

 Everybody- meet Paper Cut.  She has a real name- but I don’t know how to spell it.  The problem arose when, one day after a particularly stressful tour, she went to alphabetize files and (get this) gave herself a nasty papercut! 

Then, since she was bandaged the alphabetizing was turned over to me.  “But,” I began in protest, “I alphabetize about as well as a dumb monkey!”  The term was then turned legendary. 

Today, while in the middle of class, I got a text message from Paper Cut saying that there was a gift for me.  Gift?! Last Christmas was the last time I got a gift! 

I show up to work the front desk- lo and behold there was a necklace and earrings waiting for me… the necklace had a monkey symbol and one earring is of a monkey another is a banana. 

Joy for friends! 

SO if you need anything the next few days, chances are I will be rocking out my new accessories. 

P.S.  Come to Iowa Western where you too can make new friends!

Summer Fashion

June 23rd, 2009

I do not claim to be a fashion expert.  Nonetheless- here are some general rules I have for dressing for college when weather.com says with heat index it is 110 degrees.   The idea’s came from me and fellow staffers.  The amazing photo’s behind the ideas came from Glamour Magazine and Google’s ever so popular pictures :D

 1.  Swim trunks are never acceptable if they are wet and you look sloppy swim-blog.jpg

2.  Make sure everything is where it belongs.  (Ahem…things are fastened and secured despite gravitational pull). 

3.  Nobody wants to see “summer sweat” coming out of every…er… folicle.  (If it is a stain on your clothes, you should change). 

4. Short shorts can be too short.  (No pic needed)

5.  Intimate items should still be hidden.

6.  It is always appropriate to hide a bad hair day with a pony tail when heat and humidity ruin your ‘do.  It is never appropriate to hide a bad hair day with a pony tail because of inability to shower. 

7.  Sport’s T’s= Hott!  Short T’s= Not

8.  Dorkified= Socks+ Sandals

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9.  Women- SHAVE YOUR LEGS! Men- DON’T

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10.  If you are going to wear overalls (please don’t) but at least wear something under them!

As one staffer confided to me, “Some people just don’t understand the importance of a full length mirror.” 

Oh! Fiddle Faddle (inspiration by Becky)

June 18th, 2009

I took over our lovely receptionist Becky’s evening work hours for fun.  It is about 7 hours a week to sit at the front desk in admissions and tell all of you students where to go (directionally speaking). 

Just as Becky was about to leave for the day, she asked me if I would want to file her papers.  Honestly?! Do I want to file?  NO!  So rather than look disappointed, she then said, “YAY! Now I have something to do tomorrow!”

Odd.  A receptionist who likes to file.  HAHA.

 So then, she looked very serious and told me something I had to do by the end of the night.  “There is a bag of pens to my left.  Over 75 Iowa Western logo’d pens.  I was to take them out, one by one, and write with them.  Draw a circle on a page.  Then, put it in a rubber band.  After that, put the rubber band in the drawer by the other pens.”

Wait. 

“Actually, don’t put them in the drawer.  Put them back in the bag.”  It was as if that was the most important set of directions I received all day.  So here I am, taking a break from an exhausting four minutes of pen testing to write to you. 

I guess college isn’t always about doing impressive work.  Sometimes it is an endurance test. 

An Ode to Jimmy, Bosses, & Creativity!

June 11th, 2009

*Note* Author of this blog is more impressed by facts and figures than art and music.  In fact, she is reading an economic report while typing this rather than reading any sort of “fun” magazines that most her age enjoy.  However- a connundrum arose a few days ago when she learned her new boss was the creative type.  It got only slightly worse when she noticed that her tour for the day was interested in learning about the arts.  (Please excuse how un-creative this blog may be). 

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The weather was only 90 degrees,
The campus had a mild breeze,
My boss had changed over night,
Nothing about the day felt right. 

I couldn’t find my time sheet,
My entire work space was clean and neat.
Nothing was where I left it last,
“Please,” I muttered
“Let this day go fast!”

I was told
My tour would show,
He liked musical tech
And that was all I would know.

Jimmy and his mom were waiting,
So I went up to say, “Hi”
He looked excited
And I had no idea why. 

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On with the story in my traditional left-brained dominated manner.  I was spitting out facts and figures through the entire tour until we were walking down Dodge Hall.  I explained about the building renovations when he literally interuppted me to ask, “If you could have any car in the world, what would you want?”

Having never been asked that, I did not have a proper response.  It was the simplest most creative moment I have had giving a tour this year.  In fact, this tour literally changed my views on the campus. 

Rather than showing him Kanesville, he asked if he could substitute that for the Arts Center.  Well…sure?! Who am I to deny a student a request that simple?  I didn’t know if the arts center was even open to tour so we headed that way just in case. 

Jimmy and his mother were absolutely astonished when they opened the doors to our arts center.  We ran into a lady who let us all in the upper balcony- which I had never been into!  Jimmy was the most excited person I have ever met!  “Wow,” he said. ” Most other colleges don’t have this going for them!” 

The nice lady we ran into showed us the black box theatre.  Jimmy’s mom pulled me aside and mentioned that her kid was literally acting like a “kid in a candy store!”  Jimmy was the most enthusiastic kid I have met. 

His eyes got really big and you couldn’t help but smile and feel the same excitement he had.  As he walked around the black box he started talking at a faster pace; mentioning all of the experience he had with lights, musical tech, and in his band.  He fell in love with our campus and our programs. 

Jimmy taught me something that day.  Not only did my work space turn from a gray cubby hole into what I call “pixie land”, my to do lists turn into “busy bee checklists”- but I learned just how important it is for right brained people to walk among us left-brainers. 

Who wants facts when there can be fun?  Who wants gray when there can be orange?  Why look at a building and remember the square footage, year of renovations, and main purposes when you can look at a building and think, “I am lucky to have found this place?!” 

 I was so excited to see that arts center.  It is a beautiful facility.  I want to thank Jimmy for showing me a part of the campus that I have never been in (despite over 100 tours)! 
Jimmy inspired me that day. How often do you ask a complete stranger what their dream car is?  How often do you catch yourself smiling just because the person next to you is?

I’ll tell ya something, I may not be much of a poet (like I was as a kid).  I may not be able to make my work space look pretty, or dot my “i” with an *, or even be able to pick out a good outfit that matches.  I may not ever be able to appreciate the lighting behind a play, or the ironic twists in the plot.  I may play with stocks instead of hair clips- but I can completely appreciate those who  can. 

Cheers to creative people everywhere! Without you- I would be lost!