Monkey Brains & Paper Cuts

July 2nd, 2009

As an admissions ambassador, sometimes things can get a little monotonous.  That is why when a red headed child joined our team I knew we were in for a bit of a routine shakeup. 

 Everybody- meet Paper Cut.  She has a real name- but I don’t know how to spell it.  The problem arose when, one day after a particularly stressful tour, she went to alphabetize files and (get this) gave herself a nasty papercut! 

Then, since she was bandaged the alphabetizing was turned over to me.  “But,” I began in protest, “I alphabetize about as well as a dumb monkey!”  The term was then turned legendary. 

Today, while in the middle of class, I got a text message from Paper Cut saying that there was a gift for me.  Gift?! Last Christmas was the last time I got a gift! 

I show up to work the front desk- lo and behold there was a necklace and earrings waiting for me… the necklace had a monkey symbol and one earring is of a monkey another is a banana. 

Joy for friends! 

SO if you need anything the next few days, chances are I will be rocking out my new accessories. 

P.S.  Come to Iowa Western where you too can make new friends!

Summer Fashion

June 23rd, 2009

I do not claim to be a fashion expert.  Nonetheless- here are some general rules I have for dressing for college when weather.com says with heat index it is 110 degrees.   The idea’s came from me and fellow staffers.  The amazing photo’s behind the ideas came from Glamour Magazine and Google’s ever so popular pictures :D

 1.  Swim trunks are never acceptable if they are wet and you look sloppy swim-blog.jpg

2.  Make sure everything is where it belongs.  (Ahem…things are fastened and secured despite gravitational pull). 

3.  Nobody wants to see “summer sweat” coming out of every…er… folicle.  (If it is a stain on your clothes, you should change). 

4. Short shorts can be too short.  (No pic needed)

5.  Intimate items should still be hidden.

6.  It is always appropriate to hide a bad hair day with a pony tail when heat and humidity ruin your ‘do.  It is never appropriate to hide a bad hair day with a pony tail because of inability to shower. 

7.  Sport’s T’s= Hott!  Short T’s= Not

8.  Dorkified= Socks+ Sandals

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9.  Women- SHAVE YOUR LEGS! Men- DON’T

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10.  If you are going to wear overalls (please don’t) but at least wear something under them!

As one staffer confided to me, “Some people just don’t understand the importance of a full length mirror.” 

Oh! Fiddle Faddle (inspiration by Becky)

June 18th, 2009

I took over our lovely receptionist Becky’s evening work hours for fun.  It is about 7 hours a week to sit at the front desk in admissions and tell all of you students where to go (directionally speaking). 

Just as Becky was about to leave for the day, she asked me if I would want to file her papers.  Honestly?! Do I want to file?  NO!  So rather than look disappointed, she then said, “YAY! Now I have something to do tomorrow!”

Odd.  A receptionist who likes to file.  HAHA.

 So then, she looked very serious and told me something I had to do by the end of the night.  “There is a bag of pens to my left.  Over 75 Iowa Western logo’d pens.  I was to take them out, one by one, and write with them.  Draw a circle on a page.  Then, put it in a rubber band.  After that, put the rubber band in the drawer by the other pens.”

Wait. 

“Actually, don’t put them in the drawer.  Put them back in the bag.”  It was as if that was the most important set of directions I received all day.  So here I am, taking a break from an exhausting four minutes of pen testing to write to you. 

I guess college isn’t always about doing impressive work.  Sometimes it is an endurance test. 

An Ode to Jimmy, Bosses, & Creativity!

June 11th, 2009

*Note* Author of this blog is more impressed by facts and figures than art and music.  In fact, she is reading an economic report while typing this rather than reading any sort of “fun” magazines that most her age enjoy.  However- a connundrum arose a few days ago when she learned her new boss was the creative type.  It got only slightly worse when she noticed that her tour for the day was interested in learning about the arts.  (Please excuse how un-creative this blog may be). 

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The weather was only 90 degrees,
The campus had a mild breeze,
My boss had changed over night,
Nothing about the day felt right. 

I couldn’t find my time sheet,
My entire work space was clean and neat.
Nothing was where I left it last,
“Please,” I muttered
“Let this day go fast!”

I was told
My tour would show,
He liked musical tech
And that was all I would know.

Jimmy and his mom were waiting,
So I went up to say, “Hi”
He looked excited
And I had no idea why. 

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On with the story in my traditional left-brained dominated manner.  I was spitting out facts and figures through the entire tour until we were walking down Dodge Hall.  I explained about the building renovations when he literally interuppted me to ask, “If you could have any car in the world, what would you want?”

Having never been asked that, I did not have a proper response.  It was the simplest most creative moment I have had giving a tour this year.  In fact, this tour literally changed my views on the campus. 

Rather than showing him Kanesville, he asked if he could substitute that for the Arts Center.  Well…sure?! Who am I to deny a student a request that simple?  I didn’t know if the arts center was even open to tour so we headed that way just in case. 

Jimmy and his mother were absolutely astonished when they opened the doors to our arts center.  We ran into a lady who let us all in the upper balcony- which I had never been into!  Jimmy was the most excited person I have ever met!  “Wow,” he said. ” Most other colleges don’t have this going for them!” 

The nice lady we ran into showed us the black box theatre.  Jimmy’s mom pulled me aside and mentioned that her kid was literally acting like a “kid in a candy store!”  Jimmy was the most enthusiastic kid I have met. 

His eyes got really big and you couldn’t help but smile and feel the same excitement he had.  As he walked around the black box he started talking at a faster pace; mentioning all of the experience he had with lights, musical tech, and in his band.  He fell in love with our campus and our programs. 

Jimmy taught me something that day.  Not only did my work space turn from a gray cubby hole into what I call “pixie land”, my to do lists turn into “busy bee checklists”- but I learned just how important it is for right brained people to walk among us left-brainers. 

Who wants facts when there can be fun?  Who wants gray when there can be orange?  Why look at a building and remember the square footage, year of renovations, and main purposes when you can look at a building and think, “I am lucky to have found this place?!” 

 I was so excited to see that arts center.  It is a beautiful facility.  I want to thank Jimmy for showing me a part of the campus that I have never been in (despite over 100 tours)! 
Jimmy inspired me that day. How often do you ask a complete stranger what their dream car is?  How often do you catch yourself smiling just because the person next to you is?

I’ll tell ya something, I may not be much of a poet (like I was as a kid).  I may not be able to make my work space look pretty, or dot my “i” with an *, or even be able to pick out a good outfit that matches.  I may not ever be able to appreciate the lighting behind a play, or the ironic twists in the plot.  I may play with stocks instead of hair clips- but I can completely appreciate those who  can. 

Cheers to creative people everywhere! Without you- I would be lost!
 

Cheer Up…It’s Econ!

June 3rd, 2009

I decided to take microeconomics class this summer.  I took it for fun.  Literally.  

Then, I convinced my wonderful and brilliant fiancé to take it with me.  My fiancé goes to Buena Vista University (loves it) and upon sitting in our class for one hour turned to me and told me something absolutely amazing!   (I will share that with you later). 

 

You never really know what a stranger is thinking.  In the admissions department, we always try to gauge what the other person is thinking and try to help them decide on the right path to academic success.  As a tour guide, I put myself in the new student’s shoes to make them feel more comfortable.   

 

When a foreign exchange student comes to Iowa Western for the first time, what do they think?  What do they see that we do not?  What do we take for granted that they love?   

 

I was so curious to see what my fiancé’s perception of a community college was.  His statement absolutely shocked me.   The biggest difference between all the schools he has been to was something we all see and experience every day!  What was it? 

 

”Wow.  The kids here seem so positive and upbeat!” He told me.  And after me thinking about it, I realized, yes we are. 

 

So I told him “Yeah, you better cheer up quick, after all, we are in econ!

What to do

May 31st, 2009

Considering going to the best community college there is?  Think that last statement was a bit too bold?  If so, read my previous blog and you will instantly see why Iowa Western is the best choice. 

 

However, you may not be from here.  I recently just had a comment from a girl from Canada, who mentioned she read my blog quite often.  I got to thinking about it…and what do you suppose everybody worries about if they are not from a location?  Most people secretly wonder, what is there to do when they are not studying? 

 

Behold! 

 

Iowa:

Blank Park  Zoo- Des Moines, Ia

Lake Arrowhead- Neola, Ia (The only place I have ever successfully caught fish)

Newton Speedway- Newton, Ia

Snowboarding- any hill will do

Adventureland Theme Park- Altoona, Ia

CATCH A REIVER SPORT’S GAME, FOOTBALL STARTS 9-5-09

Nebraska:

Thunder Alley- bowling, go kart, laser tag

Skydiving – right by Lincoln, make sure you like your guide

Shopping- 3 malls close to Iowa Western’s campus

Henry Doorly Zoo- exit 13 in Omaha, (I have year passes because it is such a great experience! This is also where my fiancé proposed)!

Old Market- Historical shopping at its finest

 

So, there you go! 

Graduates.

May 21st, 2009

Not going to lie… I did not go to the commencement ceremony.  (However- you all should come to mine :D)! 

 

My plane leaves for Florida in less than 24 hours and I am mega-excited.  I am going to spend a week in the amazing Sunshine State with their sparkling oceans and historical treasures. In fact, I am even going to be touring my 4 year school (the one I oh-so-desperately) would love to get accepted into and transfer to.  It appears to be the perfect blend of everything Florida is known for.

 

I was packing just an hour ago and began to assemble my best “accept me Florida” information packet.  It has all the things I am involved in at Iowa Western.  (Proof of blogging, of being an ambassador, of Leadership Academy, Presidential Honor Roll, and eligibility into Phi Theta Kappa; along with 2 recommendation letters.) 

 

Here is the ironic twist.  I have a …friend…who chose a different college path than I did.  This friend isn’t dumb by any standards in fact, he is a bright kid.  

 

However, he chose an alternative to the 4 year schools or community colleges after high school.  He graduates this year from his choice of school.    I have been watching him slowly struggle the past week as he gets denied from one college to another.  His credits won’t transfer, his grades aren’t what he thought they were, he doesn’t have too many awards or committees under his belt…basically just a kid who accidentally made a wrong decision and is trapped in his life.   He can’t get a job because his “qualifications” have not met with the standards of the dozens of companies he applied to.  Unfortunately, unless he wants to start his college experience completely over- he may not have a lot of options open to him.  The point of this blog, is to let you, my devoted reader, know that there are so many options awaiting you as you graduate.

 

 

From high school you can choose to go to a community college, a four-year, a technical school, or not pursue education.  From college, you can continue to grad school or pursue a career.  Essentially, every spring, there is some mark of a graduation in our lives.  The past academic year preps us for the dreams that are there after the ceremony.  

 

How do we know we made the right decision?  How do we as scholars recognize and seize opportunities?  How do we prevent the feared trapped box of nowhere to go but backwards like my friend?  It depends largely on the individual…yes… There are college grads with 4.0’s who made it through college after a life in poverty.   There are students out there just begging for one chance to grasp- and they find it!  

 

My best advice?  If you aren’t sure- start here.  Seriously.  Start at Iowa Western Community College.  To graduate or not to graduate is your next step.  Decide.  I never imagined the doors that would open to me- while my friend never imagined the doors that would rapidly close for him.     

 

If you are in high school or maybe already have a degree but can’t make it work in today’s complex society, or if you’re a mom/dad raising kids- we are the perfect blend of everything Iowa has to offer.  (Fields of Opportunities).  

 

May my own future be full of sunshine, ocean, (and the Federal Reserve).  May your future be full of opportunities.  May we graduate this year of our lives to pursue the next. 

 

May we let it start in a community college nestled on 250 acres of farm land, acres of opportunity.   

You..Just..Know

May 1st, 2009

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Lessons:
A few days ago, I got a text. “He broke up with me…I am devastated so I won’t be in class today.”
I called my friend back, asked her to tell me what was going on. After a few moments of her talking through tears it hit me. In college, this may be the worst test of all for some. The test of a real relationship.
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When I was little, I use to always ask my mom about when I would meet the one.  What would he be like?  How do I know if it is love or not?  How will I know if that is what I am suppose to do or who I am suppse to be with?  My mom would always tell me, “Klyn honey, you will just know. ” 

How?  How will I know?  I would be so mad after every high school devastating breaking up, gut wrenching moment, that I swore I never would meet him.  I would fix so many little things in my life hoping to one day be able to lure him in.  How would I know?  What signs would there possibly be? 
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I have been engaged for about 9 months now.  Every love song, every sappy movie, every thing that has been connected to love in our media has it all wrong.  Everybody tries to come so close to defining love- but fail on so many accounts.  There was a saying I heard as a little girl, that was something along the lines of “There are no words adequate enough to express it- it is just a feeling.  It is the feeling that one would rather experience love for a day, than never to experience it at all”.  It is a deep profound connection to another human being.  It is intimate.  It is sweet.  It is a language of our own. Shared secrets, shared goals, sharing a life.

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I would rather have one day with him, than never live again.  Time flies so quickly, hours feel like minutes, days feel like hours, and years feel like yesterday… 

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I am so lucky in my life to have the life I have. How many of you are? How many of you are waiting, hopefully, to meet the one? How many of you wake up, go to class, and at the end of the day can only think about that special somebody or the void in your heart?

How does this tie into Iowa Western? I am not 100% sure it does. I am sure however, that as another semester winds down- I know deep down, I would not have been as successful at any other college.  I choose the right college to begin all of my life dreams. I also know in my heart, I found the one.
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To the girl who just had her heart wrenched out, it isn’t over. It is just beginning. You may have not met the one yet, but you have gotten just one step closer. (Congrats!)
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Experiences with friends, experiences with dating, experiences with class…all of these have shaped how we have grown as adults in our college venture.  Enjoy our upcoming finals week.  If you have somebody, take the time to let them know that you …just… know… and if your out there searching (I have a newly single friend :D)

First Impressions: Ooops!

April 29th, 2009

What is the first impression people get of you??  Ever really thought about it?  Examined it?  Care about it?  I do.  And let me tell you, after this, you just might. This is really about perceptions.  One of my closest friends this term, almost never even talked to me!  I thought she was rude and completely stuck up, she thought I was shy and too introspective.  What changed?  I began to notice on my walks to class, from class, on tours, from tours that I saw her everywhere.  She was in the computer lab when I was.  I finally took it upon my self to say, “Hi”.  ”Hey.”  That was it.  That Hi-Hey Relationship lasted about a week.  I went into a writing lab about a month ago, and I saw mystery chick in there…yet again!  Rather than thinking she was stuck up, I got some guts, went up to her and I finally said, “Well, so I’m Klyn and I see you everywhere.”  ”OMG! I know!  I didn’t want to say Hi to you because I was afraid you wouldn’t recognize me.”  Think about that… both of us afraid to stick our necks out to make a friend because we weren’t sure what the other person thought of us, or what we really thought of them.  How many people, do you suppose this type of thinking prevents us from meeting?  When we are out in the real world, how many people have our dream job that we may have met in college- that we   were too intimidated by to simply say, “Hi.”?  I am guessing, that it is more common than we realize.  In my life, once I get an idea, I typically share it with most everybody I feel it is relevant to.   I was telling this theory of, you just never know who you see every day, to my dad when he said something rather intriguing:”Klyn, describe yourself to me. Describe yourself as a friend would.  Describe yourself as an enemy would.  Are you the person you want to be?”  So I did.  I answered that question.  I challenge you this week before finals, to really stick yourself out there.  Say “Hi” to that person you see all the time that you don’t know yet.  You may be shocked at just how similar your lives really are.  Lastly, describe yourself those 3 ways.  And then study for finals.  P.S.  Emily, I like iced coffee too!     

Strengths & Weaknesses…

April 25th, 2009

Let’s get real honest real quick.  The ONLY way you will get the effectiveness of this literature is to humor me, better yourself and grab a pen and paper and scribble some things down.   What are your strengths?  Think about that.  Write it down.  Seriously.  Just do it.  Now, what are your weaknesses??  Think about that, write it down.   Just one or two is fine.  Look back at your weaknesses.  How many of your friends have your weakness as their strength?  How many of your friends have the same strengths you do?  You will probably find that you know a LOT of people that are better at your weaknesses then are better at your strengths.  What is my point?  Glad you asked.   I am sitting here, after an amazing week.  I traveled down to Kansas City, (skipped 3 classes), to tour the Federal Reserve and attend a day long conference on money.  Truly one of the most exciting times of my life.  I got goose bumps during some presentations, especially the one by Kelly Edmiston detailing his research on the greater Kansas City housing market.  When it hit me.  I could one day do this if I can capitalize on what attributes I have.